Lexicon of Stupidity

Archives for: September 2005, 09

09/09/05

04:06:01 pm, Categories: Client Epiphanies, 55 words

Important Office Decisions

Recently while straitening up the front office a co-worker commented:

"The People Magazine can go out front [for the clients], but the Star Magazine shouldn't-it's just gossip."

They are so right, with hard hitting stories like "Survivor Hatch Indicted on Dodging Taxes" and "Hollywood Baby Boom" putting People in the front office just says "Classy".

03:44:28 pm, Categories: Hollywood Hypocracy, 26 words

The Law Offices of Captain Intelligent

"Please contact us if you have suffered a burn at work or in public that has required a hospitalization or DEATH."
- Excerpt from a TV Commercial

03:39:04 pm, Categories: Client Epiphanies, Hollywood Hypocracy, 68 words

In Brief

I have found that life is full of people, including myself, saying things that are...well...stupid. Not just ignorant or misguided but acutally stupid.

I think that in many cases if we stopped to actually look at what is being said we would laugh ourselves silly. In a vain attempt to facilitate this silly laughing, I have decided to record this stupidity and save it for posterity.

This is the short list of stupid quotes and emails that people have actually uttered or sent to me or my co-workers. Recently, I have also added stupidity that I have observed. If you ever had any doubt in the fallibility of humanity, this blog should put that to bed. Some names and events have been changed to protect me. Others have been left the same to punish the idiotic. If you notice a misquote feel free to keep it to yourself.

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