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Post details: Scooter is a Muppet

   

10/21/08

Permalink 06:01:18 pm, Categories: Everyman Intuition, 161 words   English (US)

Scooter is a Muppet

What is the deal with scooters? I don't get the appeal. If you are of the female persuasion, especially in college, then it is kinda hot. Or if you are Italian, (like in Italy…next to the Vespa factory) I guess it is a cultural thing. But for all the non-Italian Dudes out there, there is just no excuse.

Why would you want to spend cash on a scooter when for the same price, maybe a little bit more, you could get a crotch rocket? Just think to yourself for a moment, do you want to “scoot” or “rocket”? If you still have your nads in your possession,(I recognize that some of you don’t and your excused.) then you will have said “rocket” and you may have said it with exclamation. Scooting is for dogs with an itch.

All that being said, please don’t misunderstand me. I do not hate scooter owners, they are just mislead motorcycle riders.

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Lexicon of Stupidity

This is the short list of stupid quotes and emails that people have actually uttered or sent to me or my co-workers. Recently, I have also added stupidity that I have observed. If you ever had any doubt in the fallibility of humanity, this blog should put that to bed. Some names and events have been changed to protect me. Others have been left the same to punish the idiotic. If you notice a misquote feel free to keep it to yourself.

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