Conspiracy Theory

Submitted for your dis-approval, the truth behind Hurricane Katrina. I'm sure it comes as no shock to you to find out that George Bush caused Hurricane Katrina. Thanks to credible sources referred to me by Dan Rather and a rumor I heard on the playground, I think it is safe to say President Bush caused the Tsunami in East Asia.

But now sources, who must remain nameless for obvious reasons, have disclosed that Bush caused hurricane Katrina. Now you might be asking yourself, "Why would Bush cause a hurricane in his own country?" The following is an answer:

1) Causing a major natural disaster in America discourages us from believing that the President has a weather-controlling machine housed and maintained at his ranch in Texas.

2) Bush directly or indirectly owns every construction company in the world so he stands to gain from the rebuilding of an entire state.

3) Louisiana has a lot of cities with French names.

4) The oil cartels convinced him to hit a city with a refinery, so they could finally get the gas prices up to three dollars a gallon without too much complaining from the general public. (This is a whole other Conspiracy I will go into later if the aliens don't brain wash me into forgetting about it.)

5) Did I mention that there were a lot of French things there?

6) Louisiana was getting stinky and dirty and he thought it could use a good washing.

7) Finally, there was a bartender there that under poured a drink for him once and he wanted some closure about the whole incident.