Conspiracy Theory

I believe that the so called “third parties” in a presidential election are actually a conspiracy to identify people who dissent from the main stream opinions. Obviously the Republi-crats all have the same agenda. They are barely distinguishable as separate people much less separate parties.

The third party candidates are all cued in on things people care about. (Especially things people are not told to care about, but care about any way.) By doing this the government can identify citizens who have hitched their wagon to these unapproved political points.

So what is the point of all of this? Political control? Hardly! Has your “elected official” ever changed any thing in any way that you are aware of. Politics are all controlled by an Alien super computer that was brought to earth 60 million years ago to direct interstellar traffic. Kind of like a galactic stoplight. It accidentally started life on this planet (now you know) and then figured it better control the political area so things didn’t get out of hand.

Third parties are actually a privately funded focus group put on by the “government” that allows marketers to get their hands on lists of “voters” categorized via the third party that they vote for. Don’t believe me, vote third party and see what happens.